80,000 followers yo.
Anonymous asked: why should you drink pineapple juice....
because without it:
Anonymous asked: I hate that everything you post on this (and your personal blog) is about sex. Any personality tips? I mean, come on.
Anonymous asked: how do you tell your boyfriend you wish he would change his face?
you don’t. it’s like saying change your penis.
Anonymous asked: how do you tell your boyfriend you wish his dick was bigger?
you don’t. it’s like saying change your face.
Anonymous asked: holy shit thanks for the awesome sex playlists man.
I get a lot of asks like this and sometimes I wonder how many babies I’m indirectly responsible for.
windowsmediaplaya asked: I was on omegle earlier and I saw this guy who looked like you and I asked if he was you and he said yes so then I asked to see his tattoo as proof and he showed me his dick :(
ohhhhh THAT’S what you said. oh god the awkwardness..
Anonymous asked: Define clingy? Like, what would a girl have to do to consider it being "clingy" to you? Just asking cos I don't want to do that to my boyfriend!
clingy is a girl who assumes you’re having intercourse with multiple attractive women because you haven’t texted her back within the last 5 minutes.
Anonymous asked: To that guy who wrote that about it being cool to have a clingy girlfriend...I've been the clingy girlfriend bro & i fucking annoyed myself. You're trippin'