Anonymous asked: How do I make sure my boyfriend loves the blow-jobs I give him?
Make sure stuff comes out
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I suck at poetry,
Show me your tits.
Anonymous asked: How do I get this cute japanese girl to like me?
Throw up the peace sign in all your pictures and wear hello kitty.
Thank me later
Anonymous asked: So, this blog is kind of dead...
I have other blogs. And school. And I masturbate all the time. Give me a break.
These are the acoustic waves of a couple saying “I do.”