i feel like the girls who feel the need to brag about gaming probably suck at it.
so it’s almost like the equivalent of a guy who brags about cooking
by making you a bowl of cereal.
Anonymous asked: While I am far too useless a shit to actually have use for any of your advice, I feel obligated to tell you that you have never said anything unreasonable on this blog. I can't verify any very specific advice (because my priorities are hells of backwards), but your demeanor and expertise are always somewhat inspiring. That, and the reaction images you use are absolutely priceless.
Thank you so much.
1 year ago on April 13, 2012 at 06:30pm
Anonymous asked: Based on your post about how to eat a girl out... I would fuck you in a heartbeat. My guy is not so great at it -___-
Based on your lack of loyalty to your boyfriend, I would slap you in a heartbeat.
1 year ago on April 10, 2012 at 02:46pm
Anonymous asked: You are like the opposite of bro tips. As in, lame as fuck.

1 year ago on March 25, 2012 at 11:19am
A woman worth spending money on is a woman who doesn’t require you to.
1 year ago on March 22, 2012 at 08:29am
If you over-analyze your relationship, it’s going to fail.
1 year ago on March 22, 2012 at 07:46am
Anonymous asked: I almost get more excited for the tags on your posts, instead of the posts themselves.
hahaha thank yew
1 year ago on March 12, 2012 at 06:57pm
Anonymous asked: what turns you on?
After a long kiss, when a girl plants a small, little peck on my lips. Almost like a signature.
1 year ago on March 02, 2012 at 07:47am










