February 2012
9 posts
Anonymous asked: How do I make sure my boyfriend loves the blow-jobs I give him?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I suck at poetry,
Show me your tits.
Anonymous asked: Soo...A Valentines Day post seems kinda relevant to this blog, but that could just be me.
Anonymous asked: How do I get this cute japanese girl to like me?
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Tell a girl she can't touch her bellybutton with...
Thank me later
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Anonymous asked: So, this blog is kind of dead...
January 2012
10 posts
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Anonymous asked: Why don't guys understand that spanking hard enough to leave a mark isn't abuse? If a girl asks you to spank her, you should not pat her ass. Smack it. Hard.
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Anonymous asked: my heart just crushed to tiny little bits. there was so much on that tumblr. that person just deleted a little bit of a lot of people. people spilled their stories on there. i hope they realise that there was absolutely nothing to gain from what they did.
Anonymous asked: who is jeremiah? are you guys like friends? or gay partners
charzscars asked: do you like pokemon?
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A year from now you will have wished you started...
December 2011
17 posts
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Anonymous asked: Maybe you're still with Dossy, maybe you're with family, maybe you're with friends, maybe you're alone, maybe you're lazy. But, man. For the love of God, POST SOMETHING.
Anonymous asked: It's Christmas time, fuck everyone, post when you want.
Anonymous asked: You don't post enough.
Anonymous asked: How do you have a gif for every damn answer that fits what your trying to say so perfectly? Jelly bro.
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All the girls that are telling me that they don’t agree with me are missing the point. This blog isn’t here to voice the female perspective. Therefore you are bound to disagree with some of it. Want a female opinion? That’s what the rest of tumblr is for.
But yeah, I still love you all.
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Anonymous asked: You know, when I originally saw your tumblr, I immediately called you 'egotistical', and a 'jackass.' But I'm happy to say that I've grown up, and I'm not so immature anymore. I find your tumblr rather informative, and useful now. So. Thank you.
Anonymous asked: How did you get the pacman game on your page?
Anonymous asked: why are you so sweaty?
Anonymous asked: If I bought you a plane ticket to southern california would you cum?
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Anonymous asked: Are you having a bad day?...
Anonymous asked: what happen to your pussy eating post
November 2011
40 posts
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Anonymous asked: Dude, i'm currently dating two girls, which worked perfectly until now. Yesterday I realized that they're going to the same university, are studying the same and as far is I know they both started the same time, so they're probably in the same class. As far as I know, they don't know each other but still...What are the chances they find out about all that? -.-
Anonymous asked: Can you post a pic of an un circumsized penis and a circumsized one?
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Anonymous asked: HAHA, MY MOM BOUGHT PINEAPPLE JUICE!
Anonymous asked: Thanks for that crash course on eating a woman out, I usually thought i did a good job, but that gave me a lot of pointers that i never thought about. you're fuckin awesome. every man should be following you.
Anonymous asked: Can you post the link of the post about how to give good head?
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Anonymous asked: You can be so ignorant sometimes.
Anonymous asked: When a guy says "I love you", how do you know that he genuinely means it?
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Anonymous asked: Sorry you have a life and people on the internet don't.