i need some advice.. my bf wants me to send him nudes, and i totally dont mind doing that, but like i'd feel awkward actually taking the picture and all thatt. do you have any tips? like am i supposed to make a pose or a face or something? should my face be in it at all?
we don’t care about the art and we don’t care about the feeling or the setting or the lighting or the atmosphere we just want to see a nipple jiggle on a boob and your ass bounce on air so we can pretend our dick is there
that’s the most magical sexual tension fathomable by mankind and you should savor the fuck out of it.
you have the rest of your lives together to sit in the nursing home and say “remember that bus ride when our eyes met?” as you cry in each others feeble arms
loljk that doesn’t happen in real life try spanking them on the fanny or something
I just want you to know, a friend once showed me a post of yours about going down on a girl. I'm 16. Today was my first time, with my first girlfriend. I was nervous that I wouldn't be any good. but right as we were getting down to the moment, suddenly all you wisdom somehow flooded back to me. Everything became natural. I made her come. Like, hard. Without your advice, I would have floundered around for sure. That orgasm belongs to you, good sir. bless you